I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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