I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life