Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
ugly people sure do ruin things
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?