This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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