in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
either way he was missing a nipple.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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