So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She's like a pop up book from hell.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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