Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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