I like to think it a success when the cops are called
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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