College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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