I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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