Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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