Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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