Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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