Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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