Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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