R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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