We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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