He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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