Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Randomize
