Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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