She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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