I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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