Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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