All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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