Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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