her vagine was all disorganized.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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