And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
dude. I can hear the air.
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