If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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