I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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