As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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