you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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