I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
