Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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