I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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