The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
vagina is talking i cant
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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