Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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