I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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