its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
