Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Congratulations! We have a period
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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