Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone

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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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(319): View more from Iowa

he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"

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(819): View more from Quebec

She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad

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(217): View more from Illinois

haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.

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(812): View more from Indiana

woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights

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(406): View more from Montana

I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

That jawline could fucking have its way with me.

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