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• (214): View more from Texas

  She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin

  (954): View more from Florida

  Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was like getting a handjob from robocop

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them

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  Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know

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• (530): View more from California

  I wish to strangle

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  whoa there darth vader

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe

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• (323): View more from California

  Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes

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