brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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