she looked like the before picture.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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