I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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