If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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