some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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