His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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