Can Purell be used as lube?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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