ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i drank out of a bidet.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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