I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
A+ Viking dick
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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