these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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