Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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