marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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