yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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