he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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