if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
