don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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